A prayer that will make you laugh:
"Oh, God please, pretty please, help me to get a job today. You know I really need a job. I don't have a job right now, and need money to pay my bills and to give you a tithe and offering. Oh, God, please, I am very desperate. I know you want to give me a job. Please, I know today you will give me a job. So I will wait patiently here in my bed this morning, until I hear from you. I will wait for that job. I will because my faith is great in the God who gives jobs! I will wait patiently on you, Lord. I believe it to be so. So be it. Amen."
PS, This prayer was made by someone who was in bed all morning from 7am to 12pm and who needed a job. Unfortunately, they forgot that God only gives jobs to those who go and apply and interview where jobs are being given! ...
Lesson to learn: If you need a job, pray, but also go where jobs are being given. : )
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